May 2011
And then it hit me...
So I am standing there cooking, and I love to cook so it is never boring but my mind kept veering off and then it hit me. I knew what I would rather be doing after a quick slice of the knife….
So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person alive. Fuck yeah.L
now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive.
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When you try to do sign language across the room to your friend, Your like
And your friend is like…
Submitted byrealitystolemyunicorn
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When someone gets hurt and you try so hard not to bust out laughing
But your attempts seriously fail






