August 2011
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
Walking down the street in time to the beat of your music...
I hate when teachers do this. -__-
You might want to question whether or not they’re doing it on purpose, son.
That awkward moment when you're trying just a little too hard to impress someone
When your parents accidently say something that sounds sexual
and you’re just like:
and they’re like:
When you try taking photos of yourself..
Expectations:
Reality:
That awkward moment when you tell your friend, "Remember that time when (insert funny memory here)?!"
And they’re like
And you just stand there like
Staring at my crush!
Expectations
Reality
- me: at least i have you guys, right?
- social life: no
- good looks: no
- good grades: no
- tumblr messages: no
- money: no
When my teacher uses me in an example in class
Everyone goes like:
And I’m just sitting there like:
When I see something bad happen to the person I hate.
Beyonce's baby performed on the VMA stage before he or she learned how to even walk
This kid is like a friggin prodigy already.
When your parents tell you to stop causing a scene:
Your like:
And your parents look at you like:
So you stop for a minute
And when they look away your all like:
